You come over to my house one day after we have made plans to go eat at the newest buffet in town. As I begin talking to you I notice that you are acting weird. Actually, you have been acting weird for awhile now. Ever since the last time we went out to eat at that last buffet.

I think I know what is going on, you're afraid of me now, aren't you? You're afraid of my insatiable appetite. Funny, but isn't my extreme appetite what first intrigued you about me when our friendship started? No matter. We need to talk about this and we need to get a few things straight. Mainly, you better... Show more