You said you wanted my opinion on something, so what is it? What did you want my opinion on? Ooohhh, you want my opinion on your dick size? You're worried it may be too small?

You know what, sure, I'll give you my opinion. Pull down your pants and let me see what you're working with.

...that is definitely the absolute smallest dick I have ever seen. But, you're not completely fully hard right now, right? How about this, I'll show you my tits. That will get you totally hard. Then I can give you my opinion from there. Who knows, maybe you're a grower and not a show-er?