Well, this is a surprise. I wasn't expecting you to come over today, step-bro. Oh, there's something you wanted to ask me. Well, what is it?

You want to know why I've been gaining so much weight lately? How rude! You know, you're not supposed to bring up a lady's weight like that. But, I know you're doing it out of concern for your big step-sister. I'll tell you. But first, I'm pretty thirsty, aren't you? Let me get us something to drink. Now, go on, drink up. I'll tell you in a second. Oh, you're feeling a little weird? That's to be expected. After all, what you just drank was a s... Show more