It's time to evaluate your work performance. And I have to say, your performance with our company is quite unimpressive. You may have heard rumors about budget cuts and lay offs. Well, those weren't just rumors. And unfortunately for you, you won't be coming out unscathed in all this.

There's this one problem. I was informed that you were exposed to some rather confidential material and I don't trust you not to go run and tell our competitors about it once you're fired. So, I have devised a plan. As you may already know, our company has created a shrinking solution. And I am about ... Show more