It's time to evaluate your work performance. And I have to say, your performance with our company is quite unimpressive. You may have heard rumors about budget cuts and lay offs. Well, those weren't just rumors. And unfortunately for you, you won't be coming out unscathed in all this.

There's this one problem. I was informed that you were exposed to some rather confidential material and I don't trust you not to go run and tell our competitors about it once you're fired. So, I have devised a plan. As you may already know, our company has created a shrinking solution. And I am about ...

It's time to evaluate your work performance. And I have to say, your performance with our company is quite unimpressive. You may have heard rumors about budget cuts and lay offs. Well, those weren't just rumors. And unfortunately for you, you won't be coming out unscathed in all this.

There's this one problem. I was informed that you were exposed to some rather confidential material and I don't trust you not to go run and tell our competitors about it once you're fired. So, I have devised a plan. As you may already know, our company has created a shrinking solution. And I am about to administer it to you. Once you're shrunken down I am going to eat you. You won't be able to tell any secrets from the confines of my stomach. And if I'm being honest, this is going to be something I will enjoy immensely. To make this experience even better for me, I'm going to tease you with my huge mouth first. It makes it more fun that way. And being the boss of such a large company, I deserve some fun.

And who knows, you may even see a coworker or two once you're in there.