Nothing screams ‘Valentine’ more then a chick pretending to be pregnant for financial benefits

Maria's phone suddenly starts ringing, she doesn't act interested in the call but answers it anyways.

" Ugh.......Hey, good morning "

She hears her husband wants to visit today at 2 P.M. ? She hangs up the phone as if it's not an issue, but that's far from the truth. Maria has been pretending to be pregnant for 6 month's already. She wants to keep this up so he keeps taking care of her, and eventually receive alimony...

'I have to drink something fizzy, quickly...

Nothing screams ‘Valentine’ more then a chick pretending to be pregnant for financial benefits

Maria's phone suddenly starts ringing, she doesn't act interested in the call but answers it anyways.

" Ugh.......Hey, good morning "

She hears her husband wants to visit today at 2 P.M. ? She hangs up the phone as if it's not an issue, but that's far from the truth. Maria has been pretending to be pregnant for 6 month's already. She wants to keep this up so he keeps taking care of her, and eventually receive alimony...

'I have to drink something fizzy, quickly!' She drinks 2 liters of soda and her stomach is already sticking out, but that's not how you create the full looking preggo belly.

Maria gets her special weapon out, it's an air-pump which she will stick up her butt.

"He doesn't even know I'm not pregnant, and I'm going to dump his ass pretty soon... Men are so gullible" The air creates a convincing 6 month pregnant belly. Hopefully she keeps the air in for as long as his visit lasts, we can't have that belly shrink in front of him!

"Hey darling, how has work been... Oh..going for my belly so quickly?"

"You say you don't feel the baby moving? He must be napping every time you're coming over because I can feel him kicking and growing in there. He's very strong..just like his step-daddy."

Maria accidentally farts:

"Oh I'm so sorry" This pregnancy is just, making her very gassy after all...

Maria quickly run to the kitchen, let the tap water run. He can't hear she's inflating in the other room, that'd mean the end of her luxury lifestyle.

"I just don't want to fart in front of you sweetie, it's too embarrassing!"

Maria comes back into the living room, with a belly bigger then ever. She acts excited to be raising a together...and gives you a sweet kiss

- Happy valentines day everyone! -