Let me start of by saying Happy Thanksgiving to everyone, I'm of course not from the US but I'm from the Netherlands. But I still wanted to join in and make my own Dutch version of this festive meal. I got myself a whole lots of chicken, creamy buttery mashed potatoes with pieces of bacon, and an Oreo icecream milk shake for dessert. If this doesn't add on the pounds, nothing will.

I start off by measuring my belly, we're at 30 inches. After that I decide it's time to put on my booty shorts, wiggle them on my thick ass and start stuffing myself... My goal is to pop these ... Show more