As some of you may know, I have a major sweet tooth but this time I’m taking it unto a whole ‘nother level. I’m eating an entire apple pie, weighing almost 2 pounds and worth more then 2200 calories. I’m enjoying this inmensely, especially as I get high beforehand... I eat the pie messily with my hands and almost shove it into my mouth as if my life depends on it. I feel every bite falling down into my stomach as it’s made with whole fat butter and lot’s of sugar. If this doesn’t make me the fat piggy I dream of, nothing will...