Sadly realizing, that I can't even button my new dress fully, I examine my belly as it tries to bust out of the dress. Rather than shed a tear in disappointment, I absorb my sorrows, with enough creamy, fatty Caesar salad to feed a family of 6. Watch as I quickly, and relentlessly shovel mouthful after mouthful, of the glistening fat laden salad, down my throat. I have no choice but to start unbuttoning my dress further, as I am only going to swell further from here! Enjoy XOX

Sadly realizing, that I can't even button my new dress fully, I examine my belly as it tries to bust out of the dress. Rather than shed a tear in disappointment, I absorb my sorrows, with enough creamy, fatty Caesar salad to feed a family of 6. Watch as I quickly, and relentlessly shovel mouthful after mouthful, of the glistening fat laden salad, down my throat. I have no choice but to start unbuttoning my dress further, as I am only going to swell further from here! Enjoy XOX