Did you really think that taking your girlfriend to a mediocre dinner would impress Her on Valentine's day? God, you're such a loser. Your girlfriend looks so hot in Her pink velvet dress, and all you can do is stand there with your mouth wide open, like an idiot. It's time you knew the truth, and your girlfriend is ready to be brutally honest with you, She's been cheating on you with a real man. She finds you utterly boring, and Her new man knows how to treat Her right; She loves describing how much dirtier he is. After She humiliates and berates you, She decides to give you a little goodb... Show more