I excitedly show you My bottle of black cherry flavored craft soda before I take a bottle opener and pop the top off. As I remove the lid, I make a little sticky mess and drip soda on various parts of My body. I better lick it up! I start sipping on My soda pop, and little burps begin to travel from My tummy out of My mouth. The more I knock back, the more My tummy begins to expand and swell. I crave a big, loud, satisfying burp, but will I receive the satisfaction that I seek?