We've been married for awhile now, we've been together forever and we're very much in love. While we've decided we're ready for you to impregnate Me, it just isn't happening. We've tried so many times and I'm convinced you're shooting blanks so one day after work you come home to find Me sitting on the couch wearing sweatpants, pretty and perfect as can be but I've got a devious look on My face. Finishing up a phone call, I sit you down and tell you about the stud I met. I explain why his genes would be beneficial, why I chose him and how easily he'll be able to impregnate Me, unlike you. I... Show more