You're a suck up, an ass kisser, even. It's obvious why you try to earn My favor; I'm hot, greedy, and I know exactly how to get what I want from men like you. The only way you will ever earn My approval is with money, and the only way I want you to pucker up is with cash so I'll instruct you to follow the proper procedure in planting a big, wet sloppy kiss upon My perfect plump ass.