I have a very specific pre-date ritual that doesn't vary much. Before I go on a date, I take a shower, dry and style my hair, and put my makeup on. Oh, and it's very important to let out all your farts before you got out on a date, too. Of course, I am technically a human being (although a soul-less, stupid, slutty one). Whenever a girl goes out on a date, she must NEVER let on that she's a human being! She must be perceived as an ethereal creature who never farts or needs to fart! Everyone knows that! Therefore, I always let all my farts out when I'm putting on my makeup for a big date. And t...

I have a very specific pre-date ritual that doesn't vary much. Before I go on a date, I take a shower, dry and style my hair, and put my makeup on. Oh, and it's very important to let out all your farts before you got out on a date, too. Of course, I am technically a human being (although a soul-less, stupid, slutty one). Whenever a girl goes out on a date, she must NEVER let on that she's a human being! She must be perceived as an ethereal creature who never farts or needs to fart! Everyone knows that! Therefore, I always let all my farts out when I'm putting on my makeup for a big date. And that's what you'll see if you download this clip right now.