If it''s not one thing it's another...now I have narcolepsy! Sometimes, I'm just minding my own business, and wherever I am I'll wake up on the floor hours later. If it wasn't bad enough that I have a drinking problem, and that I have all kinds of crazy fetishes that I must compulsively perform, right now I have this problem of spontaneously falling resting and waking up on the floor after several hours! This is insane. I can't believe I keep doing this. Narcolepsy is yet another reason why I hardly ever leave the privacy of my own home.

If it''s not one thing it's another...now I have narcolepsy! Sometimes, I'm just minding my own business, and wherever I am I'll wake up on the floor hours later. If it wasn't bad enough that I have a drinking problem, and that I have all kinds of crazy fetishes that I must compulsively perform, right now I have this problem of spontaneously falling resting and waking up on the floor after several hours! This is insane. I can't believe I keep doing this. Narcolepsy is yet another reason why I hardly ever leave the privacy of my own home.