In this clip, I hop on one foot the whole time because I play a broke girl with a broken foot who can't afford to get a cast or crutches or see a doctor. Sadly, this happens in the United States. It's sad. Cute girls should get government-sponsored casts. Anyway, until the government can subsidize my hot girl cast, I explain how I get around now that I have to hop on one foot everywhere. I explain that I hop to the bus stop and wait for the bus that takes me to my job at the strip clip. As I hop around the entire time, I explain how I'm able to pole dance at the strip club and defend myself by...

In this clip, I hop on one foot the whole time because I play a broke girl with a broken foot who can't afford to get a cast or crutches or see a doctor. Sadly, this happens in the United States. It's sad. Cute girls should get government-sponsored casts. Anyway, until the government can subsidize my hot girl cast, I explain how I get around now that I have to hop on one foot everywhere. I explain that I hop to the bus stop and wait for the bus that takes me to my job at the strip clip. As I hop around the entire time, I explain how I'm able to pole dance at the strip club and defend myself by using my stripper stiletto heels as a weapon. At the end, I go hop off to catch the bus with my high heeled shoe in one hand for personal protection.