I start this clip just hanging out in my flabbiness on the couch, slouching into the cushions in my underwear. After receiving a call from, "The Commissioner," I struggle to put on my superhero suit now that I've gained so much weight since I put the last criminal in the city in jail. I struggle to put on my skimpy superhero suit, jiggling my belly and showing you how fat I am and how big my a$$ has grown. Then, I lament that my criminal-kicking, black, thigh-high, stiletto boots are even tight because my feet, ankles, and calves are fat now! Oh no, how can I ever fight crime like this. I deci...

I start this clip just hanging out in my flabbiness on the couch, slouching into the cushions in my underwear. After receiving a call from, "The Commissioner," I struggle to put on my superhero suit now that I've gained so much weight since I put the last criminal in the city in jail. I struggle to put on my skimpy superhero suit, jiggling my belly and showing you how fat I am and how big my a$$ has grown. Then, I lament that my criminal-kicking, black, thigh-high, stiletto boots are even tight because my feet, ankles, and calves are fat now! Oh no, how can I ever fight crime like this. I decide to just stay home and let someone else take care of the bad guys.