If you want to be my perfect little goon boy all you must do is fully submit and hang on to my every word. Stroke, stroke, stroke. Moan. Pump. Go fucking brainless. Stroke for me day in and day out until you feel yourself slipping away becoming a true goon zombie. Only then can you shut out everything going on in your daily life and focus on me and only me. Ignorance is bliss, and so am I.

Now get back to what you were made for.