Have you guys ever had an alien come to your door? Well, I have, and there’s only one way to handle them. Wrestle them to the ground, make them feel small, torment them with a handjob. This approach worked for me, and I didn’t get hurt by the alien at all! This is practically an educational video for when aliens take over the world.

Watch this video, and we can take on the world together, one submissive alien at a time.