You're a sinful priest, and I am your Goddess, Magdalene. Only I can save your soul and let you into My Heavenly Gates! However, you need to make yourself worthy. Yes, you know very well what that means. That means you must give up all your earthy riches to Me. Then I will allow you to smell, and wash my feet with your tongue. If you tribute your Goddess well, I will open the Gates of Heaven for you to gaze upon while you drench My socks in your spit. Worthy little piggies will make tribute every time they see fireworks on the screen.