My tight pants are so uncomfortable on my huge belly so I had to take them off while I was driving. When did I get so huge that my free and flopping belly touched the steering wheel in my car?? All I eat is pizzas and 2L of coke every day? Surely that wouldn't make me this fat. I can't imagine my belly could get any bigger!

My tight pants are so uncomfortable on my huge belly so I had to take them off while I was driving. When did I get so huge that my free and flopping belly touched the steering wheel in my car?? All I eat is pizzas and 2L of coke every day? Surely that wouldn't make me this fat. I can't imagine my belly could get any bigger!