My cute li'l boyfriend Santiago is trying to hide from me, but he's gonna get eaten! Watch me show him the sharp teeth that are going to rip his flesh apart and chomp his bones, the tongue that is gonna swallow him, the big long slippery throat he is gonna slide down... I shrink him to a gummi and bite his head off, chew him up and swallow him, narrating where I feel him kicking and screaming. Poor li'l guy. He's so cute, too.