I'm surprised I'm telling this story for all to hear, but here I am...
So when I said I was struggling for jeans that fit me now, I wasn't joking! As you can now see... I saved my ripped jeans just for you!
As embarrassing as it is to tell you the story and show you just what happened, it's not embarrassing as my jeans finally giving way and bursting open in a busy petrol station.
I show you the consequences of wearing jeans that are too small in public and the rest of my now ill-fitting denim collection.