How filthy are my boots!?
They are caked in mud and god knows what else. I was just about to clean them, then I remembered I have you.
Slight catch of course, I mean, you didn't think I was going to let you do it the easy way? I want them cleaned not by hand but by mouth.
That's right, you may only use your tongue, to lap up all the dirt from my boots, the sole and suck my heels clean.
And you're going to thank me for it too.