It's a wonderful thing, isn't it. You've already taken the first step of your journey by buying this video, let's call it a gift - because I'm not going to do anything for it. You get nothing in return.
Does it make you happy that your credit card balance has just sunk a little lower? Its going to start going down more and more... Make sure you are taking all that overtime for me. It's the only thing that makes you a little bit of use to me.
Your cards, your bank account, your salary - it all belongs to me.
As do you.