I wanted to thank you for last night, well, me and my girlfriends wanted to thank you.
No, not for leaving us alone for the night - for the evenings entertainment.
You were it.
I got a little silly and ended up showing my friends your dick pics, we all had such a great night laughing at you.
One friend even sent a pic to her boyfriend, which you work with... Now I'm sure everyone knows about your 'problem'.