Realising my weight gain is out of control, I decide it's time for a body inspection to evaluate the damage.
I squeeze myself into my (very) old gym clothes, I can't zip up my sports bra and my after finally getting my ass into some shorts, they're about to burst.
Enjoying finally being able to everything hang loose, I have a 'fat chat' with you and go through each troublesome fat body par - groping, jiggling, shaking & playing with it as I go.