Don't give me that look! I really wish we could do it more often too but the issue is your size - Normally women complain about it being too small, with you however, it's the total opposite!
I'm not sure if I got too silly at dinner or if this is a good plan... but maybe I have an idea, a solution.
I genuinely think you could manage with just half of what you have now, I know that would be perfect size for me...
I could do it for you. I could do it right now. I would make it really quick, all it would take is one quick snip...