I'd spilt some food on my jeans while I was out but luckily a friend had a change of trousers for me in her car boot.
I slip into the nearest public toilet to change but I can see right away that both pairs of jeans are going to be a tight fit!
I try on the first pair which is a real struggle to get over my hips and I have real difficulty to get them over my butt and doing the button up is impossible.
The second pair however is going to be an even bigger challenge!