While attempting to clear out a cluttered, messy garage - I spot a set of scales on a top shelf!
I get the box down and pull them out, they look so old! Retro! Vintage! Like something from the 60s or 70s. These are not mine, they must had been here for many many years,
I decide to check them out and see if they still work!
The first weigh in cannot be correct, so I try taking off my slippers and weighing again. Although I am sure they are still wrong! Definitely the scales and not me.... ;-)
After I decide to have some fun, I decide to play with the needle, moving it on...

While attempting to clear out a cluttered, messy garage - I spot a set of scales on a top shelf!
I get the box down and pull them out, they look so old! Retro! Vintage! Like something from the 60s or 70s. These are not mine, they must had been here for many many years,
I decide to check them out and see if they still work!
The first weigh in cannot be correct, so I try taking off my slippers and weighing again. Although I am sure they are still wrong! Definitely the scales and not me.... ;-)
After I decide to have some fun, I decide to play with the needle, moving it on and off of zero, making myself heavier and lighter.
I also try supporting my butt cheeks to see if I can get my weight down!