Ugg boots - You either love them, or you hate them.
It's pretty clear I love them, they are a mess, although hardly surprising as I wear them barefoot everyday and I have done so for a number of years.
After so much use, inevitably they smell pretty bad but I know that doesn't mean anything for you, in fact, that makes you like them more.
Which is probably a good thing for you, my plan for you today involves smothering your mouth and nose with my boots, there will be no escape.