I have planned this outfit for ages. I'll be dammed if my planning has been for nothing.
You see, I havn't been to well behaved lately, I may have eaten a little more than I should.. but I sure as hell am not losing the fight to these shorts.
I will wear these out today if its the last thing I do, even if I cannot breath. Here, wait. Just suck in a little, breathing shallow... tuck this in here.
Oh fuck, this is going to be harder than I thought.