It's been a long productive day. Right now I just want to relax and release all of the gas built up from the vegetarian Chipotle bowl with extra cheese and sour cream that I had earlier. Did I mention that I was lactose intolerant? Hmm... maybe not. Anywho, tonight's farts are especially stinky. I had so much gas that night that I couldn't get it all out. I was farting so much the next morning that pets wouldn't come near me. They don't like the noise my ass makes lol. Sorry for them right? I was even farting during a phone sex calls. One fart got stuck and I had to push it out with a bit o... Show more