It's lunchtime, and I forgot something in My office, where I just caught you on all fours, taking a big whiff of My desk chair. At first, I'm appalled, but I quickly get into it; I know exactly what makes someone like you tick. It doesn't take much time for Me to sit on your face and turn you into a desperate little bitch who'll do anything I want. You don't realize you're in too deep until I tell you exactly what's going to happen: you'll leave your wife and work for Me for free... Or have your whole life ruined.