You’ve been working for my business for a few months now and I’m not satisfied with your work. I announce you that you are going to be downgraded. I decided you are going to be the official toilet in the building.

You are probably wondering what I am talking about. Well, I decided you are going to be the official toilet in the building. You will lay on your back on the floor all day. Until some lady enters the bathroom, squats on your face, and relieves herself in your wide open mouth.

Oh, don’t try to quit my company. I know everybody in the business world and there is no... Show more