The economy's been bad recently and no company will hire a retard during a recession! So in order to make ends meat he had to find a way to make a little money just to feed himself and pay the bills so he doesn't find himself living on the streets without a roof over his head. So he places an add on craigslist as a shoe shiner for young students.

In order to stand out from the competition he claims the cleaning is completely done by TONGUE! Immediately he gets flooded with e-mails from students wanting their shoes cleaned! This is the story of a retard during hard economic times! Show more