Cleaning Candice's platform shoes becomes this poor shoe cleaner's top priority in life!

PROLOGUE: The economy's been bad recently and no company will hire a retard during a recession! So in order to make ends meat he had to find a way to make a little money to pay the bills so he doesn't find himself homeless. So he places an add on craigslist as a shoe shiner for young students. In order to stand out from the competition he claims the cleaning is completely done by TONGUE! Immediately he gets flooded with e-mails from students wanting their shoes cleaned! This is the story of a reta... Show more