I've been meaning to clip my toenails for a while now, but never got around to it. So here I am! You're laying in front of my feet as I sit on the bed. I take my toenail clippers and get to work, trying to get everything nice and even. The clippings collect in front of my toes. When I'm done, I let you see the finished nails.

Just so you're not surprised, I don't have a nail on my left pinky toe.