You and I are room mates and we're just about to sit down on the sofa and watch the Big Game on TV.

I tell you that I've just come back from a gym workout and didn't have time to get changed, and tell you how I kept dropping the most rancid, vile and loud farts in the gym. Whilst I initially seem apologetic, it doesn't stop me from leaning over and letting massive farts rip whilst you're right next to me.

After wafting over some outrageous farts at you, I notice that you start crossing your legs and putting a pillow over your lap. You start acting weird with me and your fa... Show more