I saw you checking me out on the chair lift and I could tell straight away that you were gay.

I convince you that there is this really magical ski slope, but you have to take a detour off piste to find it. I tell you that it has glaciers, waterfalls, caves you can ski through and the most amazing bar. Stupidly, you believe me and sound SO excited!

We are so far off piste now that you start to ask questions like "is it much further?". I can't contain my laughter anymore. "You are so stupid. I can't believe you fell for that!" I say with a massive smirk on my face.

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