I have just come back from destroying a massive city and have built up quite the appetite.

You see, when you are as tall and as strong as I am, you have to consume tens of thousands of calories a day, just to maintain my Godlike physique.

During my destruction, I tell the tiny people that if they stop hiding and surrender to me, then I will let them live (It's incredibly hard for me to keep a straight face when I say that)..

Stupidly, a lot of the tinies come out of their hiding places and surrender. I scoop them up and put them into my Giant glass and take them t... Show more