It goes without saying that I am the cruellest, most sadistic and greedy evil landlord in the UK.

Want to know the secret to my success?
I will only have GAY tenants!

One thing I noticed with gay tenants was that when I turned up in my suit, they took one look at me and instantly went weak at the knees. Anything that I said was happening, would happen. There was zero resistance.

Today, I come to visit you as part of a routine check on the property and reminisce on some of my evil tricks that I played on you. Such tricks to increase my profit include (but are n... Show more