Thanks for a lovely evening and a fantastic meal. I must say though, I really didn't need to have the dessert on top of everything else. I feel so full, painfully so.. My belly is so big and gassy and I can't stop burping!

Sorry to ruin an amazing evening, it's just *burrrrp* - Wait - are you getting turned on by my rancid burps?

Why are you putting that pillow over your lap? Are you trying to hide what I think you are?

Well why don't I come up about an inch away from your face and get rid of ALL these gassy, rancid smelling burps.

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