As a tiny man, you spent most of your life scurrying under my floor boards, in the walls, in the ceiling, behind the saucepans in the kitchen.. You thought that you could go unnoticed by me because I am a Giant and there is no way that I would ever notice a spec of a man like you..

Well today things have changed.. I've seen you and start interrogating you as to how long you have been squatting in my house for - RENT FREE!

As you can imagine, I'm not best pleased that you have been scrounging off me and today is when you will finally pay your dues or you and your tiny littl... Show more