You have been working for my company for a few weeks, so I decide to call you in for a meeting in my office to see how you are getting on.

As I start talking, I continuously start burping. It's almost impossible for me to get through a sentence without belching. It wouldn't be so bad, but you find the burps SO disgustingly smelly. They are foul.

I apologise (although you doubt the sincerity of my apology) and tell you that I had a Spicy Indian meal for lunch and explain that I've not been able to stop and explain how gassy I have been.

You attempt to leave the off... Show more