My mud pig had spent a long time in the mud at this stage, and I decided it was time to pull him out of the swamp and hose him down! I march him through the field like a prisoner with his ankles and wrists shackled, completely covered in mud from head to toe! I march him all the way to m y hose pipe, turn it on, and begin to hose him down in freezing water! The pathetic slag shivered and whined as I hosed every inch of his filthy muddy body! I him to spread his bum cheeks wide while I penetrated him with a freezing cold jet stream! Once he was spotless, I chained him to a JCB digger and let... Show more