Time to take my pet on walkies! I take him off his lead, and let him have a run around the field. I throw the ball for him, and let him retrieve it for me. I give him treats when he does something correctly, and punish him when he’s naughty. I pour water into a pet bowl, and allow him to lap it up in front of me on all fours. I show him a special pet tail but plug that I’d brought for him, instructed him to lick and lube up the plug with his saliva, and shoved it up his arse! I made him wag his tail to show me how happy he is with it, then throw the ball for him to fetch while his new tail ... Show more