you’re absolutely useless as a human. you can’t follow directions or remember simple rules, and you have the social skills of a wet noodle. Honestly, you’d make a better piece of furniture than you would a submissive. So instead of My maid, painslut, or personal dildo, you’re simply going to be a seat for Me. A chair and nothing more. A place to rest My gorgeous ass after a long day of chastising worthless idiots like yourself. Finally, something useful out of you.