your last opportunity for a birthday tribute is also the most salacious. Of course I ended My special day by wishing for something I've always wanted - something I'll never reveal to you because I know better. But it got Me thinking about what your wish might be. No doubt it has to do with My tantalizing body and charming wit. But I think I know exactly what you want - an opportunity to view and worship Me - uncensored. And, for a price, of course, you can. Happy birthday to Me - and happy gooning to you!