you came to the Playboy Mansion ready to risk it all, and you’ve finally found the bunny worth the chance. My sweet demeanor disarms you, and you let down your guard enough to let Me take you back to My room. Here, have some water. I want to tease and tantalize you, but it’s not going to be cheap. This is a place of luxury and excess - excess pleasure and excess funds. And you’ll be dispensing with the latter very soon.