your vulgar nature when faced with an attractive woman is a well-known trait of yours. It’s no surprise that a man as insecure as you would seek to women feel small. What was a surprise was waking up at the foot of My chaise, your body only an inch tall. And that isn’t the end of the improvements I’ve made to your physical form. This is the punishment for your blatant misogyny, and you’ll never be the same after.